The Pinchest Man In The World ------ "Spanish Ebola" by Pinche Mex
Rough draft Podcast (Pilot) // The Pinchest Man In The World // "Spanish Ebola" // Pinche Mex
INTRO BY PINCHE MEX
BORING PART: EBOLA
IF YOU ARE WATCHING THIS SHOW FROM...
APOLOGY TO DRUGS
OBITUARY
BOOK
CATALONIA AND SPAIN
WORLD PRESS
TIME TO START THE SHOW
SONGS
GUITAR ADIÓS
(Music)
"Icebreaker Comedy Intro"
(In Spain we give vacations to hospital personnel after treating Ebola infected people, Olé!)
A show that mixes comedy and journalism has to be serious shit to me.
So, for the first time. Ebola and comedy will meet. So this will be a boring preachy podcast. As i have no problem of deceiving an hypothetical public yet to be found. So, no worries, let's make this thing rock on.
Broken English introduction. This is the Pinchest Man in the world reaching you through no airwaves, as light we move throughout nothing. And nothing we are.
if you are in Greece making yogurt this is your show, if you are naked ukrainian protesting, this is your show too.
Breaking the ice with audience. "We all are going to die".
#SalvemosaExcalibur
Let's save Excalibur is trending topic, as well #Vamosamorirtodos
They didn't make Madrid for 2020 Olympics, nor they achieve to bring EuroVegas, yet, our governors have brought to all of us Ebola. It's something new at least.
Remember the plane in Ucraine, it was filled with scientists fighting Ebola. This situations are taking our minds to dark alleys, the shock doctrine needs to stop, so we can start over with a new pace, pretty much this is what this things aims for.
In the media is the case of Teresa, the Spanish nurse that contracted Ebola, the first European outside Africa. In América is eight people now. There has been always said that SARS and Ebola are the two diseases prone to be used as biological weapons.
But in Spain they gave us Ebola for free. It's a joke, we don't know the implications and how many are in danger. We know the nurse went on vacation after treating this two Spanish religious man that died. She did everything she was told to do and, yet, she has de disease and ask more than six times, six days with her fever.
I hope that as a young patient and being a secondary infection she will recover from Ebola, as half of the infected people do.
The name of the minister is Ana Mato, health... Mato means, to Kill, in Spanish. So jokes with her depletion and abandonment of the Spanish public health system were constant, but this is really bringing jokes to a darker matter.
Mato was famous for having public money funding her trips, house parties, travels and husband affaires... In Barcenas kind of Spanish trashy mafia she is known to spent tons of euros in confettis for her parties in the documents they still investigate.
World is willing to kill the dog inside Teresa's house. This is happening right now, they say that the most important world animal man is saying that euthanasia of the dog is the only answer. We still don't know if this animal is contagied. And they are going to kill Excalibur.
"Mi familia somos mi mujer, mi perro y yo, los tres"
So government want to kill your family. She has been one week in vacations after being inoculated with the disease. Spain is crazy about seeing what the fuck the Spanish sanitary authorities act and where is this epic fail coming from.
"Retiring the clothes"
"Fever 38.3, if you don't arrive to the decimals we have in this paper, you don't get attention, even if you work with Ebola" Six days with fever and the doctors didn't suspect a thing. This is simply not credible. There is always this things that makes us think bad, and normally, "piensa mal y acertarás".
"Una tomadura de pelo", dice el doctor Bernabéu sobre las declaraciones de la ministra.
La indignación se palpa más que nunca. La olla de presión. Es un placer saberse el vapor que la reventara.
We don't even know where Ana Mato is. All we know is time to you all to go. You haven't done anything but mesmerize public opinion with your stupidity and corruption. The right wing party, PP, has to go, as they are a link to the worst this country still is looking for: liberty, resolution of national and ideological conflicts.
Ana Mato, dimisión. Dimission after giving the worst explanations possible and bringing more darkness to a dark pitch, bitch.
The clothes were not the Z-Map, or whatever gringos wear, they say parts were hold with aislant tape, they were playing to reenact ET movie, not protecting themselves as they were indications.
We decided to bring the virus because we felt politically strong to do so... Now is proved that they are not prepared, we, citizens, we know this, they are prepared enough and is one of the best public health systems, but they tried to save 75 year old religious and the played the cards they had, and loose, now our health is in danger and one of the most killer spreads could be unleashed thanks to a political decision, we will punish them, and we will be raged out if they don't stand out being in tune with the circumstance we are talking today. Ebola spreading in Spain. In Europe. From Madrid to the World. As revenge for not having EuroVegas or Madrid 2020 Olympics.
INTRO BY PINCHE MEX
BORING PART: EBOLA
IF YOU ARE WATCHING THIS SHOW FROM...
APOLOGY TO DRUGS
OBITUARY
BOOK
CATALONIA AND SPAIN
WORLD PRESS
TIME TO START THE SHOW
SONGS
GUITAR ADIÓS
(Music)
"Icebreaker Comedy Intro"
(In Spain we give vacations to hospital personnel after treating Ebola infected people, Olé!)
A show that mixes comedy and journalism has to be serious shit to me.
So, for the first time. Ebola and comedy will meet. So this will be a boring preachy podcast. As i have no problem of deceiving an hypothetical public yet to be found. So, no worries, let's make this thing rock on.
Broken English introduction. This is the Pinchest Man in the world reaching you through no airwaves, as light we move throughout nothing. And nothing we are.
if you are in Greece making yogurt this is your show, if you are naked ukrainian protesting, this is your show too.
Breaking the ice with audience. "We all are going to die".
#SalvemosaExcalibur
Let's save Excalibur is trending topic, as well #Vamosamorirtodos
They didn't make Madrid for 2020 Olympics, nor they achieve to bring EuroVegas, yet, our governors have brought to all of us Ebola. It's something new at least.
Remember the plane in Ucraine, it was filled with scientists fighting Ebola. This situations are taking our minds to dark alleys, the shock doctrine needs to stop, so we can start over with a new pace, pretty much this is what this things aims for.
In the media is the case of Teresa, the Spanish nurse that contracted Ebola, the first European outside Africa. In América is eight people now. There has been always said that SARS and Ebola are the two diseases prone to be used as biological weapons.
But in Spain they gave us Ebola for free. It's a joke, we don't know the implications and how many are in danger. We know the nurse went on vacation after treating this two Spanish religious man that died. She did everything she was told to do and, yet, she has de disease and ask more than six times, six days with her fever.
I hope that as a young patient and being a secondary infection she will recover from Ebola, as half of the infected people do.
The name of the minister is Ana Mato, health... Mato means, to Kill, in Spanish. So jokes with her depletion and abandonment of the Spanish public health system were constant, but this is really bringing jokes to a darker matter.
Mato was famous for having public money funding her trips, house parties, travels and husband affaires... In Barcenas kind of Spanish trashy mafia she is known to spent tons of euros in confettis for her parties in the documents they still investigate.
World is willing to kill the dog inside Teresa's house. This is happening right now, they say that the most important world animal man is saying that euthanasia of the dog is the only answer. We still don't know if this animal is contagied. And they are going to kill Excalibur.
"Mi familia somos mi mujer, mi perro y yo, los tres"
So government want to kill your family. She has been one week in vacations after being inoculated with the disease. Spain is crazy about seeing what the fuck the Spanish sanitary authorities act and where is this epic fail coming from.
"Retiring the clothes"
"Fever 38.3, if you don't arrive to the decimals we have in this paper, you don't get attention, even if you work with Ebola" Six days with fever and the doctors didn't suspect a thing. This is simply not credible. There is always this things that makes us think bad, and normally, "piensa mal y acertarás".
"Una tomadura de pelo", dice el doctor Bernabéu sobre las declaraciones de la ministra.
La indignación se palpa más que nunca. La olla de presión. Es un placer saberse el vapor que la reventara.
We don't even know where Ana Mato is. All we know is time to you all to go. You haven't done anything but mesmerize public opinion with your stupidity and corruption. The right wing party, PP, has to go, as they are a link to the worst this country still is looking for: liberty, resolution of national and ideological conflicts.
Ana Mato, dimisión. Dimission after giving the worst explanations possible and bringing more darkness to a dark pitch, bitch.
The clothes were not the Z-Map, or whatever gringos wear, they say parts were hold with aislant tape, they were playing to reenact ET movie, not protecting themselves as they were indications.
We decided to bring the virus because we felt politically strong to do so... Now is proved that they are not prepared, we, citizens, we know this, they are prepared enough and is one of the best public health systems, but they tried to save 75 year old religious and the played the cards they had, and loose, now our health is in danger and one of the most killer spreads could be unleashed thanks to a political decision, we will punish them, and we will be raged out if they don't stand out being in tune with the circumstance we are talking today. Ebola spreading in Spain. In Europe. From Madrid to the World. As revenge for not having EuroVegas or Madrid 2020 Olympics.
